Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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