Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You left your underwear on the fireplace
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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