Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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