So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
two words: eviction party
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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