i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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