Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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