I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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