But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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