Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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