do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Welp...herpes.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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