How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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