We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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