He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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