People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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