Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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