ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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