I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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