I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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