I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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