I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Please don't give away my fajitas
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