When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
did i just pee glitter
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