As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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