margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
so let's talk penis.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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