as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Randomize
