So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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