Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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