fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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