I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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