Acid is not a monday night drug
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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