You're so nebulous sometimes
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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