If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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