I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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