I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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