Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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