things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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