I am in a vortex of obligation.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
