And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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