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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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