Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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