Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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