just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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