yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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