How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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