No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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