Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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