so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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