So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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