Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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