Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Pants are for mortals
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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