We're like a lot better than the average bears
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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