i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
And then he peed in my hair
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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